1 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,520 {\an8}Look, are you taking me in the morning 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,440 {\an8}or are you going down with them lot in the afternoon? 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,240 {\an8}-Don't be like that. -It's all right, Gav. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,720 -It's just the way it is now. -What is? 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,040 Us. 6 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,320 This is Dave. Do you know Dave? 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,520 I don't, no. Hello, mate. Smithy. All right? 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,480 All right, who's this Dave? What's going on with him and her. 9 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,240 Smithy, are you jealous? 10 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,520 (CHUCKLES) No! Feel for the bloke. 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,520 Hello, Jason. 12 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,720 Well, you could have warned me! 13 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,000 He's my brother, he should be here. 14 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,360 I can hear them whispering. 15 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,400 Four times I've heard the words "fishing trip". 16 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,360 I feel like I'm all on my own. 17 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,120 -What? -I'm really lonely. 18 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,720 I don't want to live there any more. 19 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,800 I'm moving back home. 20 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,280 Hiya. All right? 21 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,080 Yeah, how are you? 22 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,760 Fine. I'm good. 23 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,320 -You? -Yeah, thanks. 24 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,600 -So, what... -So, when do you... 25 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,240 -Sorry. -No, go on. 26 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:05,640 I just wondered what you're doing. 27 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,960 Well, I'm at work, aren't I? 28 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,160 Oh, right. Yeah. 29 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,440 Thanks for sending those clothes. 30 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,600 No worries. 31 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,560 I was just about to run out of pants. 32 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,120 -So I'll call you later, then. -Yeah. 33 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,640 -Promise? -Yeah. 34 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,600 -I love you. -I love you. 35 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,640 For goodness' sake, nobody is even gonna see that, 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,480 there's a bloody great big bush out there. 37 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,000 Do you care that they are putting a phone mast 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,440 just 68 feet from your back garden? 39 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,280 Do you even care about the fact that we're all gonna die? 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,680 Well, we are all gonna die eventually. 41 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,280 Yeah, not of brain cancer and tumour brains, 42 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,560 brain tumours, 'cause that's what will happen. 43 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,560 I never had you down as an activist. 44 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,120 Someone's got to do something, Mick. 45 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,720 Big Fat Sue's on the case already, 46 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,160 'cause her conservatory overlooks the field. 47 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,280 So as soon as she sees anyone arrive, 48 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,400 we're all gonna rush over and sit on the site in a silent protest. 49 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,040 And how's she gonna let you all know? 50 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,360 She is gonna text everyone. 51 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,880 But some people haven't got a good signal 52 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,560 and they've got to go round the back of the house to use their mobiles. 53 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,520 Yeah, shame that. A lot of bad signal round here. 54 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,360 We are the lucky ones 55 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,080 because Roy and Catherine can only get reception in the bathroom! 56 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,280 Ridiculous. 57 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,760 What's with all them signs in the window? 58 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,480 Oh, come here my little prince. 59 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,040 -It's your mother and her campaign. -Are you all right? 60 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,280 Are you back for lunch? 61 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,520 No, I'm meeting Smithy at the pub. 62 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,520 -I forgot my wallet. -Oh, that's nice. 63 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,600 -Have you spoken to Stacey today? -Yeah. 64 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,160 -How is she, all right? -Yeah. Right. See you later. 65 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,320 -Bye! -See ya. 66 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,560 -I don't like seeing him like that. -I know. 67 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,200 Mick, ring Gwen. 68 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,720 -Pam... -Just to check she's all right. 69 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,440 Just to check she hasn't gone 'cause we've pushed her out. 70 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,760 No, it's not. 71 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,400 I want to know what's going on. 72 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,240 He doesn't tell us anything! 73 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,440 It's nice having you both around. 74 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,720 I wish we were all under the same roof. 75 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,080 Stacey's at Bryn's, you're on an airbed. 76 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,720 And there's us thinking when Dad died 77 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,920 you'd be clattering around on your own. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,200 (CHUCKLES) No chance! 79 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,280 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 80 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,240 See? It doesn't stop. 81 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,400 -Hello? -Hi, it's Mick. Is your mum there? 82 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,680 (WHISPERS) Oh, my God, it's Stacey! Hang up! Just hang up! 83 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,400 Hang on! 84 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,160 Hello, Jason, sorry, yeah, look, how are you? 85 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,640 Thanks. Yeah. 86 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,600 Hello, Gwen, yeah, it's Mick. 87 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,160 Oh, hiya, Mick. How's things? 88 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,760 Well, we're all right, you know? 89 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,320 We're just a bit worried about the kids. 90 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,120 Oh, I know. How's Gavin? 91 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,520 He's gone into his shell. I've never seen him like it before. 92 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,960 -(WHISPERS) Has she lost any weight? -What? 93 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,760 Has she lost any weight? 94 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,280 -Has she lost weight, Stacey? -Well, no. 95 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,200 If anything, she's eating too much, 96 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,760 -but I think that's the boredom. -What did she say? 97 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,480 -What? -(WHISPERS) She's stuffing her face. 98 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,640 Hello? Mick? 99 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,160 (WHISPERS) Has she mentioned us? 100 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,640 -Yeah, yeah. -Is Gavin coming down? 101 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,720 -What? -I didn't say anything, Gwen. 102 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,480 Hang on. 103 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,120 -Look, why don't you talk to her? -No! I'm not here! 104 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,000 How's Pam bearing up? Is she all right? 105 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,960 Well, you know, she's obviously very worried. 106 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,160 I mean, it's all she can think about, to tell you the truth. 107 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,160 -(MOBILE PHONE BEEPS) -(VIBRATING) 108 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,280 Yeah, yeah. 109 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,400 Mick, get off the phone! They're here! 110 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,240 It's Sue. The bastards are here! 111 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,560 -Hey? -All right, where's my fleece? 112 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,560 -Grab that banner. -Gwen, I'm gonna have to go, 113 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,040 send our love to Stacey. 114 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,720 Mick! Will you get off the phone? 115 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,680 Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. 116 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,720 -(MOBILE BEEPS) -For goodness' sake, that was really rude, Pam. 117 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,280 Oh, false alarm. False alarm. 118 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,360 It's just someone come to read the meter. 119 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,040 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,120 -All right? -19 quid I've put in here. 121 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,480 I've only been in the feature twice. 122 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,680 Yeah, well, maybe it's time to walk away. 123 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,360 Then I've really lost the money, haven't I? 124 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,120 Come on, I've only got an hour and I've got to eat something. 125 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,160 Hang on. I've got four nudges. 126 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,120 Absolute joke. 127 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,080 Brian, is this machine taking a piss? 128 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,360 -Shut up, Smithy, you tosser. -(CHUCKLING) 129 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,000 I love that guy! 130 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,520 -Just no pretence with him. -Yeah, he's lovely. 131 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,200 Right. 132 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,160 That's gone off. 133 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,560 This is Gavlar time. 134 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,240 -Lay it on me. -Well, there's nothing really to say. 135 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,720 She's down there, I'm up here. 136 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,000 -It's not over, just... -Not a marriage any more. 137 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,600 -She's still my wife! -On paper. 138 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,480 Thanks, Smithy. This is really cheering me up! 139 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,480 Hey, I'm no Jeremy Kyle, but I've known heartache, 140 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,600 I know what it's like to lose the one you love. 141 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,480 -I haven't lost her. -And what did I do? 142 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,320 I got by with a little help from my friends. All right? 143 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,160 You need a night out. The boys are all in. 144 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,200 -No, I just don't fancy it. -Two words. 145 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,360 -Foam. Party. Why? -No. Where? 146 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,000 -Ritzy's. What! -Definitely not. 147 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,600 But you used to love the foam! 148 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,520 We even drove to Visage once, which is over an hour away, 149 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,960 just 'cause you loved the foam so much! 150 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,720 That was eight years ago! I don't understand why you still like it? 151 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,920 -You know why. -What, so you can touch up girls 152 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,520 -and they don't know who it is? -Exactly. 153 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,120 -Yes, please. -Can I just get the fish and chips? 154 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,680 Uh, and I'll have a tuna baguette, 155 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,400 but with onion rings instead of fries. 156 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,920 {\an8}-Okay. -Hang on a minute, wait, whoa. 157 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,280 Um... 158 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,960 Yours comes with onion rings anyway, 159 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,560 -so give his chips to me. -What? 160 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,400 Put his chips on my plate, and just leave him with the onion rings. 161 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,560 So you want fish and chips, and chips? 162 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,720 Yeah. But two actual portions. 163 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,440 Don't just put a couple of chips on the top 'cause I'll know. 164 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,560 I want two full portions. 165 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,480 -Right. -Look, it's simple, right? 166 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,640 Basically, plate it up 167 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,680 as you would, with a baguette, 168 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,040 the onion rings, the chips, right? 169 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,280 And then just before you come out, 170 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,520 put his chips on my plate, got it? 171 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,360 -Yeah. -Great. 172 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,160 -What? -Sometimes I think if we met now, 173 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,400 -we would never be friends. -(CHUCKLES) 174 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,640 (TELEVISION PLAYING) 175 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,240 -(DOOR BANGING) -Ah. Good morning! 176 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,720 Or should I say good afternoon? 177 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,480 -Hiya! -I didn't want to wake you this morning. 178 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,680 You looked very peaceful. 179 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,080 -Did you sleep all right? -Yeah, it was fine. 180 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,360 It's just every night since you've been staying, 181 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,360 I go up to my bed wracked with guilt 182 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,600 that you're down here on that! 183 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,320 It's fine. Honest. 184 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,040 I got the telly, it's quite comfy really. 185 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,240 Well, you know where the bed is if you want to swap. 186 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,560 Now I'm not being funny, 187 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,520 and it is no odds to me, 188 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,520 but are you at any point today planning to get dressed? 189 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,440 Oh, you're just as bad as Pam, you are. 190 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,480 Hey, hey, hey! I'm only asking! 191 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,120 I mean, as far as I'm concerned, 192 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,600 you can stay there as long as you like. 193 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,880 I just think it might do you good 194 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,240 to have a little wash, that's all. 195 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,600 Clean body, clean mind, as my drama teacher used to say. 196 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,280 I'm sorry. 197 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,120 I will get up now. 198 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,600 (TELEVISION PLAYING) 199 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,320 (SIGHS) 200 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,960 How are you doing really? On the inside. 201 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,920 -I'm fine. -Deep down. 202 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,280 -I'm fine. -In here. 203 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,280 I'm okay. Really, I am. 204 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,160 Are you missing him? 205 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,720 'Cause I know that I am. 206 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,120 Every single day. 207 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,080 I don't want to talk about it, to be honest. 208 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,200 Right, you need something to occupy your mind. 209 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,520 Now, have you been online yet today? 210 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,600 'Cause there's a cracking new website. 211 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,480 It's called the YouTube. 212 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,960 And you can watch all manner of thing on there, 213 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,360 some of it quite cheeky. 214 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,960 The other night, for example, 215 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,400 I watched three episodes of Desperate Housewives, 216 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,200 season one, back-to-back! 217 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,040 I mean, I've got the box set, of course I have, 218 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,360 but I dunno, I think there's something magical 219 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,000 about watching it live. 220 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,440 Now, have you seen your mother today? 221 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,960 Yes, she called by with Jase. 222 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,440 They're going to see Nessa in work. 223 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,920 Oh, is that the arcade? 224 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,120 No, in town. She's performing today. 225 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,360 Tidy. 226 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,400 Hiya, Ness. 227 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,240 All right, Gwen? Jase? How's it going? 228 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,920 -Good, thanks. -How long have you been here? 229 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,680 -What time is it? -Uh, 1:20. 230 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,640 Three hours and 20 minutes. 231 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,160 Oh, well, are you stopping for lunch? 232 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,640 Oh, Gwen, I'm not being funny, 233 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,120 but stick some money in the hat 234 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,640 and I can talk to you proper then, like. 235 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,360 Yes! Of course. 236 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,280 Shake it. 237 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,160 Cracking. So, what's occurring? 238 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,520 Oh! I'm on a break, all right? 239 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,280 Don't take the piss! 240 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,320 (SIGHS) Jase, when you back on the road? 241 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,400 Couple of days. It's been great being home, though. 242 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,680 I didn't realise how much I missed the place. 243 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,480 I know, it does that to you, Barry does. 244 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,320 Gets under your skin. 245 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,160 No matter how far away you go, it'll always pull you back. 246 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,600 Look at Stace. 247 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,640 How's she doing? 248 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,400 (SIGHS) She's not too good. 249 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,960 The thing is she don't want to talk about it, 250 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,560 but she won't talk about nothing else either. 251 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,600 I'm taking her to the bingo tonight. Do you fancy coming? 252 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,280 -Can I bring Dave? -Yeah. 253 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,240 Oh, you two are quite an item now, aren't you? 254 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,280 I know, we're enjoying each other's company, 255 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,680 Gwen, I'm not gonna lie to you. 256 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,040 He's a genuine bloke. Simple as. 257 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,480 And while I remember... 258 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,480 Happy belated birthday. 259 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,560 Just a little something from the both of us. 260 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,480 -Oh, thanks, Ness! -No worries. 261 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,480 I owed it you anyway for that Chinese, 262 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,800 so it's not really a present. 263 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,080 But times are hard and I got a baby on the way. 264 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,320 -Well, it's the thought that counts. -I know. 265 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,560 Okay, well, we'll see you later. 266 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,160 Unless you fancy joining us for lunch? 267 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,960 -Yeah, we thinking of going to Munchies. -My treat. 268 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,760 No. I gotta get back to work. 269 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,280 Right, well, we'll see you later, then. 270 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,440 -Great. See you then. -Bye! 271 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,520 ♪ Imagine there's no heaven 272 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,480 ♪ It's easy if you try 273 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,680 ♪ No hell below us 274 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,640 ♪ Above us only sky ♪ 275 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,680 Gavin! Gav! Over here! 276 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,200 -What's going on? -Did you get my note? 277 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,760 -Yeah, is everything all right? -Yeah! Do you fancy a burger? 278 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,240 -The onions will be a couple of minutes. -Mum, I was worried! 279 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,480 -Why? -Hey, look, it's Pete's fault! 280 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,640 'Cause the note says, "Gavin, come to the hill immediately. 281 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,440 "I'm with your father. It's urgent. 282 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,680 "Come here urgently." 283 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,320 They are on their way. 284 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,560 The mast. 285 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,360 Yeah, but I thought something had... 286 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,120 -Smithy, what are you doing here? -Gavlar! 287 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,040 Pete, this burger is a dream. 288 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,640 See? He's not missing the onions. 289 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,680 -Yeah, yeah. -I had a text off Big Fat Sue. 290 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,440 Shh! Don't call her that! 291 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,400 Her name's Sus-an. 292 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,160 But you always call her Big Fat Sue! 293 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,120 Not to her face. 294 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,400 Everything all right? 295 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,960 Yes, thank you, Susan. 296 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,440 -See? -Hi, Gav! 297 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,720 Can I get you a drink or anything? 298 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,560 We're going out. What time are we meeting them? 299 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,120 Have one, go back to yours, get changed, go out. Yeah? 300 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,040 -Okay, I'll have a beer, thanks. -Yeah? 301 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,400 Sue? Big Fat Sue? 302 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,720 Can we get Gavin a beer? 303 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,080 Dawn! Don't call her that! 304 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,760 Why? Everyone else does. She loves it. 305 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,080 I always call her Susan. 306 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,200 Yeah, but it's like we call Japanese Margaret "Japanese Margaret". 307 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,640 That's because there's two Margarets, 308 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,440 we do it to differentiate. 309 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,320 -You all right, son? -Yeah. 310 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,720 Dad, what's going on? I thought this was meant to be a silent protest. 311 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,000 Yeah, I know, I've been through it all with your mother, 312 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,200 but if you can't beat 'em... 313 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,920 Every single one of them sausages has gone. Did you try one, Gav? 314 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,440 -No, I didn't. No. -Will you stop going on about those bloody sausages? 315 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,960 Yes, they're organic. 316 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,160 Yes, the butcher made them with his own hands. 317 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,000 And yes, you can really taste the tarragon, 318 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,240 but could you be any more boring? 319 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,480 Why do you always get like this after a couple of drinks? 320 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,960 -Dawn, they were a triumph! -You're an embarrassment! 321 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,280 Oh, I'm an embarrassment? I'm an embarrassment. 322 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,240 Take a look in the mirror, you pre-op! 323 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,440 PAM: Oh, Dawn, there's no need for that! 324 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,480 Come on, you too. 325 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,040 Mum, aren't these the guys? 326 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,640 -Right. Positions, everyone! -Shh! Come on! Shh! 327 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,000 -What you wearing tonight? -Shhh! 328 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,040 -That it? -It's just a sign, Mum. 329 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,400 All this for a sign? 330 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,320 Right! Bloody hell, Pam! 331 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,240 (CHEERING) 332 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,680 -Well, that showed them, Pam! -Up the revolution! 333 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,160 (LAUGHING) 334 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,120 Mmm. 335 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,760 I never get tired of these omelettes, Gwen. 336 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,480 That's good, 'cause sometimes I feel like 337 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,000 it's the only thing I ever cook! 338 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,600 Mum? Have you seen my... Phone? 339 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,280 Uncle Bryn. 340 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,200 Jason. 341 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,280 By the telly, love. 342 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,400 -Oh, that's a nice shirt. -Oh, thanks. 343 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,760 Is it Rocha. John Rocha? 344 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,400 Yes. 345 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,280 Are you sure you don't want anything to eat? 346 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,200 No, I'm fine, I'll get something down there. 347 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,360 Right, well, I'd better get changed. 348 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,360 -Girls? -Yeah? 349 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:15,280 -Dave will be here in a minute! -Oh, whoa! 350 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,960 Dave? Dave? 351 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,520 No one mentioned Dave was coming. 352 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,080 Yeah. He's giving us a lift. 353 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,360 (SIGHS) 354 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,720 -Ohh. -What's the matter? 355 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,960 You're letting him in, Gwen. 356 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,600 He is getting his feet under the table, that one. 357 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,160 Oh, Bryn. 358 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,920 Do you know, sometimes I cannot work you out! 359 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,200 Jason, I need to talk to you. 360 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,520 -What's wrong? -Oh, God. 361 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,040 -Uncle Bryn? -It's about Dave. 362 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,440 -Nessa's Dave? Dave Coaches? -Yes. 363 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,400 -What? -He knows. 364 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,480 -What? How? -He knows everything. 365 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,120 -I told him. -Bryn! 366 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,640 -I'm sorry. -Why? 367 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,520 I was on the island. 368 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,440 Alone. 369 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,720 I was playing crazy golf. It was raining. 370 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,200 I only stayed out there 'cause the rain covered my tears. 371 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,200 When was this? 372 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,400 Six months after... 373 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,040 I'd just finished the last hole, the one with the bridge and the little windmill. 374 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,680 I was heading back to the kiosk. 375 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,640 Dave worked there in those days, he could see I was upset. 376 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,280 All he did was ask me what was wrong and I told him! 377 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,520 Oh, for God's sake. 378 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,320 Oh, boy, did I tell him, every damn thing. 379 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,280 -What? Even about... -Yes! Everything! 380 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,200 And now he's back in our lives, 381 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,640 sitting in our house, eating our food, 382 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,160 drinking our squash, 383 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,080 taking us to bingo in his bus, 384 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,760 and I am freaking out! I can't take it any more! 385 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,200 I feel sick! 386 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,280 Bryn! Pull yourself together, man! 387 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,160 -(BREATHES DEEPLY) -Now, listen. 388 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,320 -Do you think he's told Ness? -No. 389 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,760 -Anyone? -No. 390 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,160 -Are you sure? -Yes. 391 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,680 He was sickened by the whole thing. 392 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,040 Right. Right. 393 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,160 Well, I tell you what we're gonna do. 394 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,600 We're gonna do nothing. 395 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,120 'Cause what happened out there 396 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,400 -was perfectly legal in this country. -Yes. 397 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,160 So we're just gonna have to hope and pray 398 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,000 that Dave is as good as his word 399 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,080 -and keeps it to himself. -(CAR HONKING) 400 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,120 Right. 401 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,600 Come on. 402 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,080 It'll be fine. 403 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,680 Jason? 404 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,720 Do you ever think about it? 405 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,000 -Hey, gorgeous. -Dave. 406 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,360 -Ah! -Did you miss me? 407 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,640 -Always. -Good boy. 408 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,200 -All right, Gwen? -Hiya, Dave. 409 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,240 Stace, you're looking nice. How's it going? 410 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,480 -Oh, you know. -Hi, Jason, all right? 411 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,920 Yeah, good, thanks. 412 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,200 Bryn! What a treat! 413 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,960 I didn't expect to see you, well, both of you, like, 414 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,000 together, on the same trip, like. 415 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,280 Everything patched up then, is it? 416 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,480 Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. 417 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,480 Right, welcome to Dave's Coaches. 418 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,400 Dave's the name, bingo's the game, 419 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,040 so sit back, everybody, and enjoy the ride. 420 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,520 Eh, Ness? 421 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,200 What's Gavin up to tonight? 422 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,920 -I dunno. I think he's going out with Smithy and the boys. -(ENGINE STARTS) 423 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,720 Oh, there we are, then. 424 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,360 (SCREAMING LOUDLY) 425 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,080 ALL: Whey-hey! (LAUGHING) 426 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680 But wait! Wait! Wait! 427 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,040 (SMITHY LAUGHING) 428 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,560 Wait, wait, what's it say? 429 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,120 -"Back from the dead"? -ALL: Yeah. 430 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,920 -Was this your idea? -Yes! 431 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,080 -Well, it's not very funny. -It's just a joke. 432 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,280 What, so my marriage is a joke now, is it? 433 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,560 Oh, don't... It's just a bit of fun! 434 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,440 Well, it's not funny. 435 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,320 Deano, you weren't even at the stag! 436 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,040 -I know. -Where'd you get the T-shirt? 437 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,560 I got it made. 438 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,080 Right, well, take them off, all of them. 439 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,040 -What? -Seriously, it's not funny. Take them off. 440 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,440 Told you, Smithy. 441 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,280 Dickhead. 442 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,040 Sorry, Gav. 443 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,400 Someone order a Chinese? 444 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,040 Not now, Alan. 445 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,000 Take the T-shirt off. 446 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,120 -But I haven't got anything else to wear. -Take it off! 447 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,720 Do you know, I've not been here for years. 448 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,280 I love a bit of bingo, me. 449 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,880 Do they play bingo in Spain? 450 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,640 Yeah, I think so. They've got a version of it, I don't know what it's called. 451 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,080 Bingo. 452 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,760 Yeah, but what I'm saying is... 453 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,360 No. It's called "Bingo". 454 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,720 The Spanish as a nation really enjoy it. 455 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,280 I mean their game differs, 456 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,680 in that the numbers are pushed through the card 457 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,440 rather than crossed off with a pen. 458 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,720 Other than that, it's exactly the same. 459 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,280 Isn't that right, Stace? 460 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,080 -Yeah, we cross them. -They push them through! 461 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,360 All right here then, are we? 462 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,480 Yeah, it's as good a place as any to set up camp. 463 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,560 I mean, base. I wasn't, you know... 464 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,120 All right, Bryn? 465 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,240 All right there, Dai? 466 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,200 Out with the family tonight, is it? 467 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,560 Well, and Dave. Do you know David? 468 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,080 Oh, he's part of the family now, Bryn, come on! 469 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,000 Actually, he's not, Gwen. 470 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,480 All right, Dai? How's it going? 471 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,520 Dave. Dave Coaches, Dave! 472 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,720 I don't know you, but you know my wife, Maria. From the clinic. 473 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,680 I'd send her your love, but we all know where that gets you. 474 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,440 Right, let's get this show on the road. 475 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,520 I mean, technically, Nessa's not family either. 476 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,080 But I'm happy to let that one go. 477 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,200 What is the matter with you tonight, Bryn? 478 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,240 It's yours and mine, 69. 479 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,280 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,200 So the ball comes in, 481 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,080 shook him off, brought it down, 482 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,000 and twat, right in the stanchion. 483 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,080 -I wish I'd been there. -Yeah, where was ya? 484 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,640 I was on the phone to Stacey for about three hours, wasn't I? 485 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,760 Oh, mate. What's the latest? 486 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,080 Hey! You told him about your goal? 487 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,360 -Sounds incredible. -Unbelievable, Gav. 488 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,080 He's chested it down, shook him off, rifled it, and bang! 489 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,440 Right in the stanchion. 490 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,480 -Have you seen Chinese? -What? 491 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,200 He didn't have another shirt. 492 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,520 Or a coat. So he's wearing a bin bag. 493 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,120 It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! 494 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,280 -Really? -Yeah. 495 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,480 The bouncer's saying it's not proper clothing, 496 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:03,040 and he's saying it is, and he's standing out there wearing a bin bag! 497 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,920 People are walking past, 498 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,120 just looking at him wearing a bin bag! 499 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,360 Someone said, "Chinese, you're wearing a bin bag!" 500 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,320 Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! 501 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,480 Have you told him about your goal? 502 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,720 DJ: Only half an hour to go before we unleash the foam! 503 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,680 (ALL CHEERING) 504 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,120 BINGO ANNOUNCER: Danny La Rue, 62. 505 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,480 Red raw, 64. 506 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,440 Down on your knees, 43. 507 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,600 Two and five, 25. 508 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,800 Cheers. 509 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,440 Oh, Stace, I'm not being funny 510 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,440 but that's the fifth time in the last 20 minutes. 511 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,280 -What? -Checking your phone. 512 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,480 If you wanna talk to him, talk to him, if you don't, don't. 513 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,200 -But cut the dicking around, you're married. -I'm not dicking around, Ness. 514 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,480 I just don't know if I can ring him! 515 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,520 Like, am I allowed? 516 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,360 Does he want to talk to me? 517 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,480 I just feel so separate. 518 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,160 That's what happens when you separate. 519 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,480 It's like I got this lovely man, 520 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,160 we live in a lovely house, with a lovely family. 521 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,960 And if that doesn't make me happy, what will? 522 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,120 -You haven't got your own car. -Mmm. 523 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,720 This reminds me very much of my time with John. 524 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,400 Prescott. 525 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,760 I had the lot. 526 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,320 Flat in Westminster, full use of one of the Jags, 527 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,680 didn't even have to cook, had a little Filipino do it for us. 528 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,600 And a crackin' social life. 529 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,960 Many a night we'd have Dave Blunkett and his bitch round for dinner. 530 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,160 But I remember so clearly thinking this was not the life for me. 531 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,040 And I turned to them and I said, 532 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,160 "I don't see the point." 533 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,720 Dave said neither did he. He could be very dry. 534 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,200 I left that night and I never looked back, 535 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,240 'cause I knew I'd only ever be happy in Barry. 536 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,600 How did John take it? 537 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,960 (SIGHS) He took it bad. 538 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,680 He went mad, he did, shouting and fighting. 539 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,640 Next day he punched a civilian. 540 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,400 When I saw it on the telly I knew that punch was meant for me. 541 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,160 (SIGHS) I just miss him so much. 542 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,720 I just miss her so much. 543 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,080 Is there no way you could just go and live down there? 544 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,160 Dunno. I mean, what would I do for work? 545 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,160 -Mining? -I'd never move to Wales. 546 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,560 -Why? -I don't like the accent. 547 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,160 Budgie, I was just saying to Smithy, 548 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,600 -and he said the same back, I can't wait for the foam. -Yeah? 549 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,000 Come on, you bunch of pricks! 550 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,240 The foam's coming, the foam's coming! 551 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,560 -Smithy, I can't wait! -Nor can I! 552 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,680 DJ: It's the final countdown! 553 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,200 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, 554 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,280 seven, six, five, four, 555 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,480 three, two, one... 556 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,400 (CHEERING) 557 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,320 (INAUDIBLE) 558 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,320 (INAUDIBLE) 559 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,760 (MOBILE RINGING) 560 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,600 -Gav? -Stace? Hello? 561 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,720 Gav? Gav, I can't hear you! 562 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,400 -Stacey? -Wait there! 563 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,480 -Stace? -Can you hear me? 564 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,600 Stace, I miss you so much! 565 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,320 Oh, me, too! 566 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,600 This is ridiculous! 567 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,080 I know, I've gotta see you. 568 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,480 -I hate this! -When can I see you? 569 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,120 I dunno. Whenever you like! 570 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,600 I love you, Stacey. 571 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,440 I love you, baby. 572 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,480 We're gonna be all right, aren't we? 573 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,120 Of course we are! 574 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,520 Of course we are!